MILTON HALSEY

he/him, trans man, unlabled

MILTON HALSEY is a 28 year old Guy who works for a Mysterious Facility trying to do good for the world. He is a phytochemist and likes plants and aliens very much. He is scared of who he truly is inside and is also scared of other people. There are a lot of things going on in his brain at any given time. Not really in a smart way, but more in an anxious way.

Fun facts: He was originally going to be a geologist named Peter. He also really likes the game METAL GEAR SOLID and wishes he had chosen the name Hal instead of Milton. He inherited a 1975 Ford F-150 from his father.

DEREK STRANGE

he/him, trans man, gay

DEREK STRANGE is a 26 year old librarian. He does not like his job because the architecture bothers him deeply. When he is not at the library he plays DOOM (1993) and talks to MILTON (see above) about various weird movies. He knows the world will end soon and does not care. He just wants to spend a lot of time with his friends before it happens.

Fun facts: He is named after Derek from Bad Taste (1987). He has arthritis. At night he wishes to be Gordon Freeman.

CLAIRE PALMER

she/they, transfeminine, lesbian

CLAIRE PALMER is a 30 year old coworker of MILTON HALSEY. She works alongside him at HILEMANN LABORATORIES. No one is really sure what she does there. She cares a lot about her job. She cares so much to the point of breakdowns! It's really not good. She is also a fisher...Woman, and can identify at least one fish. She often forgets that other people exists, which can come off as a bit self centered. Despite having more punk and anarchist values, she is terrified of doing anything wrong.

Fun facts: She has no relation to Laura Palmer or Claire Redfield! Her favorite time of day is when there is no sun. It feels peaceful. She is trying to learn how to play guitar but often times she gets too angry with herself to sit down and practice for long periods of time.

NORMAND NORMAN BOULDER

they/them, intersex nonbinary, lesbian

NORMAND BOULDER is a 27 year old photographer. They are engaged to CLAIRE PALMER. They only speak if something REALLY IMPORTANT is happening or if they're in a Good Environment. They can name a lot of types of bugs and they also take photos of a lot of types of bugs. They live in a trailer with CLAIRE PALMER (Despite her supposedly Fancy Science Job).

Fun facts: They religiously watch Wayneradiotv streams. They want to photograph an alien really bad. They're trying to build a darkroom in their trailer so they can... y'know, actually Develop Photos.